Post by Eric on Mar 11, 2010 14:19:26 GMT -5
Dear Journal,
Today is a good day, someone came up to me today and asked ME to go on a adventure! They must be hearing about my great deeds and wanting the amazing amount of adventuring knowledge that I have. We, Mal and I met up with a girl named Bjork who is very pretty, but she reminds me of all the stuck up rich girls at school. They asked us to go and check on a group of adventures that have not checked in, and make sure they are safe.
A few days later we arrived at the Cairn. As we came into view I saw a person that is known to me atop the Cairn, it was Jason the cleric of the Thief god Hades’. He started waving like a idiot, moving his lips like he was yelling “hey giants, I’m over here come kill me”! I explained to Bjork who Jason was and told her to guard her purse closely. As we casually strolled towards Jason he ran forward and started shouting that their was a fight inside! We all decided at that point to start running to help. It was beautiful, we were the charging heroes, heading into a unknown battle but our courage and bravery driving us to succeed!
Bjork disappeared into the Cairn first since Mal and I wear a heavier manlier looking armor. As I passed Jason I could see him in the middle of a battle charging a Elf for a heal! OH MY GOD its Birch! Or Oak, Or Elm, Or Maple… Damn I can’t remember, I just remember last time he almost got me killed because he never listens to my stories! I give a quick formal greeting to Jason as the Elf runs inside, “Jason…” and rudely he only responds with a “Bart…”, I mean really… I was polite enough to acknowledge he was there, he could have been gracious enough to beg my help inside and thank me for a few minutes for coming to his rescue like a damsel in distress! Inside I ran, like a knight of the old ready to face any danger that lie ahead! Flail at the READY! Armor polished and OILED!
THERE’S A LINE TO FIGHT! The room is filled with fog! I cant see anything! Its like before I got that cure blindness and had to wear those refractive lenses over my eyes when I was young. All of a sudden there is a yelp of some sort and a large thump of a body hitting the ground, hope it wasn’t Mal I liked him. The line starts moving forward… I wake back up to find people pinching me, so rude! There are about 4 people around me sleeping so I do the only thing a hero would, I start pinching them, well… all of them but Jason, I kick him. We finally get to the bottom of the stairway and there are people everywhere, I walk forward into this cloud of… I wake back up a few minutes later seeing the fight erupting into a full blown war!
The fight rages on for a few minutes with myself casting holds on the other casters and beating people to the afterlife with my flail. I was fighting this one guy he must have been 12-14 feet tall with arms like tree trunks and a neck like a blacksmiths anvil, I held my own for a while but I was soon overpowered by the massive enormity of a man. When I awoke the fight was over, there was a captured grandmother who I later found out to be a doppelganger. After the doppelganger ran, Bjork charmed a sword fighter and we cleared the first floor. We found a bunch of magic swords and the group in their infinite wisdom had me carry all the magic swords that were evil. I’ll have to take them to a church of Osirus and have them destroyed. We went to the second floor and cleared it out, in the process we rescued five people, three of them joined our group. One was a hobbit, they are so neat looking like a baby with lots of hair! I have read about all types of hobbits but seeing one in person really was cool! There were two merchants that offered all types of money to escort them back to town, but the group decided we wanted to clear the Cairn first. We rested for the night in a lab of some sort and I decided to sit and write so I don’t forget.
Love you journal,
Sir. Mr. Dr. Bartholomue Tiberius Hinkleman Jr. III Esq.
Today is a good day, someone came up to me today and asked ME to go on a adventure! They must be hearing about my great deeds and wanting the amazing amount of adventuring knowledge that I have. We, Mal and I met up with a girl named Bjork who is very pretty, but she reminds me of all the stuck up rich girls at school. They asked us to go and check on a group of adventures that have not checked in, and make sure they are safe.
A few days later we arrived at the Cairn. As we came into view I saw a person that is known to me atop the Cairn, it was Jason the cleric of the Thief god Hades’. He started waving like a idiot, moving his lips like he was yelling “hey giants, I’m over here come kill me”! I explained to Bjork who Jason was and told her to guard her purse closely. As we casually strolled towards Jason he ran forward and started shouting that their was a fight inside! We all decided at that point to start running to help. It was beautiful, we were the charging heroes, heading into a unknown battle but our courage and bravery driving us to succeed!
Bjork disappeared into the Cairn first since Mal and I wear a heavier manlier looking armor. As I passed Jason I could see him in the middle of a battle charging a Elf for a heal! OH MY GOD its Birch! Or Oak, Or Elm, Or Maple… Damn I can’t remember, I just remember last time he almost got me killed because he never listens to my stories! I give a quick formal greeting to Jason as the Elf runs inside, “Jason…” and rudely he only responds with a “Bart…”, I mean really… I was polite enough to acknowledge he was there, he could have been gracious enough to beg my help inside and thank me for a few minutes for coming to his rescue like a damsel in distress! Inside I ran, like a knight of the old ready to face any danger that lie ahead! Flail at the READY! Armor polished and OILED!
THERE’S A LINE TO FIGHT! The room is filled with fog! I cant see anything! Its like before I got that cure blindness and had to wear those refractive lenses over my eyes when I was young. All of a sudden there is a yelp of some sort and a large thump of a body hitting the ground, hope it wasn’t Mal I liked him. The line starts moving forward… I wake back up to find people pinching me, so rude! There are about 4 people around me sleeping so I do the only thing a hero would, I start pinching them, well… all of them but Jason, I kick him. We finally get to the bottom of the stairway and there are people everywhere, I walk forward into this cloud of… I wake back up a few minutes later seeing the fight erupting into a full blown war!
The fight rages on for a few minutes with myself casting holds on the other casters and beating people to the afterlife with my flail. I was fighting this one guy he must have been 12-14 feet tall with arms like tree trunks and a neck like a blacksmiths anvil, I held my own for a while but I was soon overpowered by the massive enormity of a man. When I awoke the fight was over, there was a captured grandmother who I later found out to be a doppelganger. After the doppelganger ran, Bjork charmed a sword fighter and we cleared the first floor. We found a bunch of magic swords and the group in their infinite wisdom had me carry all the magic swords that were evil. I’ll have to take them to a church of Osirus and have them destroyed. We went to the second floor and cleared it out, in the process we rescued five people, three of them joined our group. One was a hobbit, they are so neat looking like a baby with lots of hair! I have read about all types of hobbits but seeing one in person really was cool! There were two merchants that offered all types of money to escort them back to town, but the group decided we wanted to clear the Cairn first. We rested for the night in a lab of some sort and I decided to sit and write so I don’t forget.
Love you journal,
Sir. Mr. Dr. Bartholomue Tiberius Hinkleman Jr. III Esq.
