Stephans Diary (NOT LOG, expect more / long)

[iroxinping]

So the morons still are set on attacking this city.

I don't know what they are thinking. I mean. We have attacked it three times already, and retreated each time. I guess four now.

Really? So each time you enter a city with lights blazing and expect a change? SURE Lets JUMP in with everyone a living torch, what idiot wants to sneak around. ONLY a moron wants to SCOUT AHEAD. What am I here for? Sometimes I think they believe me a shield.

Maybe I'm the only idiot savant....if you have a "pet" fish and you only feed it once a month....and each month it dies...am I the only one that thinks, "feed it MORE?" Damnit.

Oh well....not like they can speak my language...its like talking with my arms.....crazy.....the only guy that I can speak with is a MORON...his name is BEAVER....moron...thats an animal...and he is a CRAPPY animal. I blame that crappy retard.

damnit.....idiot....i was wrong, his name is aparently something complicated....sounds to me like, "Beaver taking a shit". Maybe thats just continential or something. Squatting Beaver.....Piece of Crap if you ask me...Fuck I had to bleed the moron out cause he went all wolf like.....moron....

And its not like he did it on purpose or something. No....My impression, "Oh this is a pretty potion," the moron says, "I should drink some." Not, Tie me up first, no this idiot takes a drink and we have to beat him unconsious. MORON.

Sneaky seems not to be a word they know. Nor poison. They seem to think is "bad". Idiots. You know whats bad? Fucking little kids, or women that say, "NO". Thats bad. Sneaking into a castle and poisoning the food so that the pedophile vermin die? Oh crap you used poison, your evil...FUCK YOU. Fuck a little kid and I'll use the slowest most painfull poison I can find on you.

I am begining to think I am going to have to "show" them what sneaky is....and it might not be pretty for me....that makes me scared. Damnit....I want this bitch to die. But these idiots.....especially beaver.....god.....

Its like working with 5th graders.

I think only LowDog listens to me, and only because he can see the genius of my ideas as it relates to combat. You don't have to kill shit if its already dead, or you sneak by it. Lowdog might be the only intelligent one here. I don't know though.

I can only talk to the fucking gerbil. Lowdog can hardly speak my language and me his...

I blame this group for my repeated failures.....they won't listen to me, cause of the damn gerbil. My ideas are ignores or considered "NOT GOOD"....morons. I'm sorry not gerbil, BEAVER. NOT much of a DIFFERENCE.

DO you want the Evil shit dead? Then sometime you have to kill with without yelling, "Here I come to kill you!" Damn idiots. Everything isn't milk and cookies....morons.....Fucking GERBILS.

You know what? A damn snake kills a beaver EVERY TIME. Course me and.....well me....can only read this....

Maybe if Lowdog is smart enough i can teach him some of this and he can back me up. Its hard being the only genius in the midst of.......yea....."special" people.

I'd walk away, but they are....damnit....sadly....my best bet....DAMNIT.

Stephan 11/18/09

[David]

That's SOOO cool! ;D

[Van]

Okay, I think Stephan has now usurped Bart as my favorite character with a blog. LOL

[iroxinping]

Yea its been a while.

So today we entered the city again. *sigh*

Once again we are told "Everyone gets your lights out!" Whats the point in even entering the city we should just sit here on the edge and open a nightclub. Neon signs, booming bass, spotlights in the air. Couldn't be any less obvious than how we enter the city. If it isn't the chipmunk making dumb calls, really he is about as bright a nightstone, then its the childlike paladin tramping around in his noisy armour. Its like sneaking up on a cat in a suit made out of bells and being forced to hop on one foot.

I think this is try number 5, maybe 6. Not sure it matters, we will be back again.

So what happens? Thats right we get about 10 feet into the city and SURPRISE! SURPRISE! We are attacked.

I have to save their butts. At least when I go down they heal me. But back to full? no never. Why heal the HERO. We will let him sit barely consious so when he has to save our ass he goes down again.

Well we fought through some ghouls and shadows and FINALLY they get it. FINALLY! I think one of them must have gotten hit REALLY HARD in the head in the last fight, because someone actually suggests we try being sneaky. WELL HOLY SHIT. I guess if you take a crap long enough in a 10' deep hole you will fill it up. It finally sank in.

So using the ONLY intelligent idea and my genius strategy of "being sneaky" instead of parading down the street like a circus. What happens? Thats right we get the drop on nearly 100 ghouls. Toasted them all. Course I had to save the day again and keep our casters from getting killed. At the end some gargoyls dropped in. I popped them like balloons. Finally something with anatomy.

So what does this prove. Thats right.

If you tell someone the same thing over and over for weeks on end. Eventually the slow kids will pick it up and claim it as their idea. Who cares? As long as it gets the job done right? It doesn't matter if only I know what to do, as long as it gets done eventually.

Only problem is once we saw the ghouls. They forgot the whole sneaky strategy. What did they do? Thats right. Lots of call lightening and lightening bolts. What does that make? Yup. A shitload of noise. So where does that leave us now? You got it. Up the creek without a paddle. Nearly dead. Almost out of spells. And sitting ducks in the middle of a blast zone ready to be jumped. Guess what? When they woke me up...think they healed me? Hell no. I'm one scratch away from being dropped again. *sigh* Guess thats the hero's lot. Unappreciated and overused. I'm going to have to save their bacon again. I hope they can save me again. I am going to be really pissed if I die saving this group of shortbus rejects.

Now my plan is to be awake at the end of a battle so I can palm some poison before they destroy it all. Then we will have fun with the big baddies, if I am consious long enough to get behind them and let them taste steel.

Stephan 12/9/09