Post by Eric on Oct 2, 2009 17:48:51 GMT -5
Dear Journal,
We got back to the small house that the injured were staying, and prepared for our next attempt. A fighter joined us, I guess he went to school with Jacob and Gillian and was in the area. Then a second person Malkierian, came asking if he could join us for the adventure. If this guy was in school with me, I might not have been picked last every time, even for chess. He thought he was a elf, and I’ve read a lot of stories about elves and he was no elf. Jacob started asking him questions about his family and from the looks on Jacob’s face he was most likely getting in the guys head. Jacob asked a few questions that upset the new guy and he started to babble like a jock in the locker room about how great he is and how strong he is. He even went as far as to pick up a cart that was laying near by to show off. (Osirus…oh how I hate jocks and their petty egos.)
One days rest is never enough. We healed up the day before we headed out, Jason asked me if I could heal him and I advised him that it would have to be a heal for a heal basis. I think he was about to accept my offer, but I also had to advised him that it was very unfair to me since my gods powers are so much better then his gods that his spell is not even a good trade. Even though he really needed the heal, he said that he would have to charge one copper piece. I politely advised him to die before I paid him for anything. The others were not so faithful as I in his ability to die and they tried to “raise” the one copper piece for his payment. Michael said “why should I spend my money on healing him”(bet you as he waits for his stupid boat at his stupid river he wishes he was one copper shorter…but I digress). Finally Jacob offers the one copper up, and I healed Jason for only 4 hit points. I silently prayed for only a half heal and Osirus came thru again!
We headed out after buying some goodberries. We entered the same way as always and found 3 snakes waiting for us. I noticed bones in piles on the floor and remembered how I saved the group last time. I raised my holy symbol and politely asked the skeletons to flee from me in terror and hide in the corner and patiently wait to DIE (again). Obediently they agreed with my bidding and hurled themselves into a cower in the corner. This time the snakes didn’t attack though. Keeping in the mind frame of teamwork everyone attacked one snake, and oh so luckily it was not the one in front of me. That one was free to attack me as much as it wanted! Yay! I was in the process of slaying the foul snake when I heard Jason say to attack the snake. The skeletons came back and start attacking the snake. Fighting shoulder to shoulder with skeletons is even worst then having to change in front of the paladins before martial training back at school. The snake was destroyed by all of my mighty blows just before it crushed the life out of Jason. I once again raised my holy symbol and sent the skeletons scurrying into the corner. After a hard fought battle we were once again victorious.
I went to Michael who was unconscious on the floor and bandaged him to save his life. Jason walked up to us and started rummaging though his pockets. But found Michaels holy symbol and realized they followed the same god. At that point I got up and saw to the others that were wounded, I also let the group know that Jason rapes babies. Malkierian the new guy with the purple shirt asked Jason if it is true that he rapes babies. After a few answers that made no sense to people that don’t rape babies, an argument started on the morals of Jason. I didn’t even have to instigate it this time, Malkierian was saying all the right things and all I had to do was agree. Jason and Michael were both very low on hit points and Michael asked me for some healing. I let him know that if he would like a heal I can give him one for 10 gold, or I can sell him goodberries for 2 gold each. He asked me why he had to pay and I reminded him that his shitty god tried to charge me earlier and he couldn’t even give a copper for my heal.
We moved on back to the slope leading down to floor two. Jason had a detect traps up and noticed that there was a mechanical trap on the hallway ahead, and a magical trap on the door leading to the same area. Malkierian went and got a large piece of dead snake, and as I’m trying to explain the correct use of teamwork he just tries to throw it down the hallway. The piece of meat drops to the floor in front of him as it slips out of his hands. AGAIN, I advise them that we should work together because a team is a team and there is no I in team. And AGAIN he hurled it down the hallway alone. This time he over compensated and the snake flew the whole length of the hallway not touching the floor or any walls till it hit the other side. It’s just like at school when the paladins told me to help them with class. I could explain it a hundred times but sooner or later I would just have to do all their homework myself or get beat-up. We went back up stairs and got more snake to hurl. This time as Michael was picking a piece up I said “good, you two should throw together this time”…NOPE… the idiot Michael threw the snake himself and it smacked the wall just to the left of him and landed on his toes. MY GOD I’M WORKING WITH RETARDS! The wannabe elf grabbed the last piece and finally got it to roll along the ground and spring the mechanical deadfall / pit trap that was in the hallway.
Malkierian started heading over the rubble as I followed close on his heels, that’s when the wooden rain started. Six arrows stuck into Malkierian and the poison from the yellow draconians paralyzed him in a few seconds. I charged in to cover him with my own body ( I would have been a paladin if my parents were not so ugly), Jason dragged the body behind me as I slowly back out of the room. Dodging rocks being thrown at me all throughout school never came in so handy. Jason said he could slow the poison in Malkierian and started digging in Malkierian’s pockets. I announced to the group that we had a thief in our group. Jason held up a coin and said “do I look like I’m hiding it”. I wholeheartedly explained to him that he was just a shitty pickpocket and walked away.
Since we knew we needed to get the door open also to have two points of attack, Malkierian grabbed a axel from a wagon nearby and smacked the door shattering it. The fire trap on the door went off and didn’t hit anyone (phew). I charged in first with
Gillian and the new guy Galen with Jason and Jacob following close behind. The room was PACKED with at least 8 draconians, a human looking priest, and at least 15 froggies. The battle raged, with my armor getting covered in blood and grime, that reminds me I need to clean that off. As the fight wore on the priest ran away yelling for them to kill us. Then all of a sudden one of the draconians attacked a frog and the battle changed drastically. The frogs and draconians started fighting themselves. One of the draconians even yelled out “Draconians, KILL THE FROGS!”. I saw Michael’s body get dragged out into the clutches of the monsters. Before I could do anything one of the acid draconians died and spilled acid all over the floor and onto Michaels half dead body. Jason standing to my left saw his fallen faithful follower of shit god, and choose to stand there and bandage himself. The Priest came back into the room and tried to regroup the draconians and frogs but alas the frogs actually attacked him! He started casting spells and got Jason caught in a hold person. After all the other creatures were chucks of meat we all charged the priest. He took quite a large beating before casting a darkness and fleeing from the battle.
I looked quickly for Michaels corpse but the acid had taken it, Hope his god likes Michael soup. We searched for a bit for the priest, but once we came to more traps blocking our path we made the correct call and chose to head back to town with our lives. The goblin kept to his bargain and anything that was not on the list we got to keep, but their were some things that we had to give back.
Off to go to sleep, love you journal you’re my best friend in the world.
Bartholomue Hinkleman
We got back to the small house that the injured were staying, and prepared for our next attempt. A fighter joined us, I guess he went to school with Jacob and Gillian and was in the area. Then a second person Malkierian, came asking if he could join us for the adventure. If this guy was in school with me, I might not have been picked last every time, even for chess. He thought he was a elf, and I’ve read a lot of stories about elves and he was no elf. Jacob started asking him questions about his family and from the looks on Jacob’s face he was most likely getting in the guys head. Jacob asked a few questions that upset the new guy and he started to babble like a jock in the locker room about how great he is and how strong he is. He even went as far as to pick up a cart that was laying near by to show off. (Osirus…oh how I hate jocks and their petty egos.)
One days rest is never enough. We healed up the day before we headed out, Jason asked me if I could heal him and I advised him that it would have to be a heal for a heal basis. I think he was about to accept my offer, but I also had to advised him that it was very unfair to me since my gods powers are so much better then his gods that his spell is not even a good trade. Even though he really needed the heal, he said that he would have to charge one copper piece. I politely advised him to die before I paid him for anything. The others were not so faithful as I in his ability to die and they tried to “raise” the one copper piece for his payment. Michael said “why should I spend my money on healing him”(bet you as he waits for his stupid boat at his stupid river he wishes he was one copper shorter…but I digress). Finally Jacob offers the one copper up, and I healed Jason for only 4 hit points. I silently prayed for only a half heal and Osirus came thru again!
We headed out after buying some goodberries. We entered the same way as always and found 3 snakes waiting for us. I noticed bones in piles on the floor and remembered how I saved the group last time. I raised my holy symbol and politely asked the skeletons to flee from me in terror and hide in the corner and patiently wait to DIE (again). Obediently they agreed with my bidding and hurled themselves into a cower in the corner. This time the snakes didn’t attack though. Keeping in the mind frame of teamwork everyone attacked one snake, and oh so luckily it was not the one in front of me. That one was free to attack me as much as it wanted! Yay! I was in the process of slaying the foul snake when I heard Jason say to attack the snake. The skeletons came back and start attacking the snake. Fighting shoulder to shoulder with skeletons is even worst then having to change in front of the paladins before martial training back at school. The snake was destroyed by all of my mighty blows just before it crushed the life out of Jason. I once again raised my holy symbol and sent the skeletons scurrying into the corner. After a hard fought battle we were once again victorious.
I went to Michael who was unconscious on the floor and bandaged him to save his life. Jason walked up to us and started rummaging though his pockets. But found Michaels holy symbol and realized they followed the same god. At that point I got up and saw to the others that were wounded, I also let the group know that Jason rapes babies. Malkierian the new guy with the purple shirt asked Jason if it is true that he rapes babies. After a few answers that made no sense to people that don’t rape babies, an argument started on the morals of Jason. I didn’t even have to instigate it this time, Malkierian was saying all the right things and all I had to do was agree. Jason and Michael were both very low on hit points and Michael asked me for some healing. I let him know that if he would like a heal I can give him one for 10 gold, or I can sell him goodberries for 2 gold each. He asked me why he had to pay and I reminded him that his shitty god tried to charge me earlier and he couldn’t even give a copper for my heal.
We moved on back to the slope leading down to floor two. Jason had a detect traps up and noticed that there was a mechanical trap on the hallway ahead, and a magical trap on the door leading to the same area. Malkierian went and got a large piece of dead snake, and as I’m trying to explain the correct use of teamwork he just tries to throw it down the hallway. The piece of meat drops to the floor in front of him as it slips out of his hands. AGAIN, I advise them that we should work together because a team is a team and there is no I in team. And AGAIN he hurled it down the hallway alone. This time he over compensated and the snake flew the whole length of the hallway not touching the floor or any walls till it hit the other side. It’s just like at school when the paladins told me to help them with class. I could explain it a hundred times but sooner or later I would just have to do all their homework myself or get beat-up. We went back up stairs and got more snake to hurl. This time as Michael was picking a piece up I said “good, you two should throw together this time”…NOPE… the idiot Michael threw the snake himself and it smacked the wall just to the left of him and landed on his toes. MY GOD I’M WORKING WITH RETARDS! The wannabe elf grabbed the last piece and finally got it to roll along the ground and spring the mechanical deadfall / pit trap that was in the hallway.
Malkierian started heading over the rubble as I followed close on his heels, that’s when the wooden rain started. Six arrows stuck into Malkierian and the poison from the yellow draconians paralyzed him in a few seconds. I charged in to cover him with my own body ( I would have been a paladin if my parents were not so ugly), Jason dragged the body behind me as I slowly back out of the room. Dodging rocks being thrown at me all throughout school never came in so handy. Jason said he could slow the poison in Malkierian and started digging in Malkierian’s pockets. I announced to the group that we had a thief in our group. Jason held up a coin and said “do I look like I’m hiding it”. I wholeheartedly explained to him that he was just a shitty pickpocket and walked away.
Since we knew we needed to get the door open also to have two points of attack, Malkierian grabbed a axel from a wagon nearby and smacked the door shattering it. The fire trap on the door went off and didn’t hit anyone (phew). I charged in first with
Gillian and the new guy Galen with Jason and Jacob following close behind. The room was PACKED with at least 8 draconians, a human looking priest, and at least 15 froggies. The battle raged, with my armor getting covered in blood and grime, that reminds me I need to clean that off. As the fight wore on the priest ran away yelling for them to kill us. Then all of a sudden one of the draconians attacked a frog and the battle changed drastically. The frogs and draconians started fighting themselves. One of the draconians even yelled out “Draconians, KILL THE FROGS!”. I saw Michael’s body get dragged out into the clutches of the monsters. Before I could do anything one of the acid draconians died and spilled acid all over the floor and onto Michaels half dead body. Jason standing to my left saw his fallen faithful follower of shit god, and choose to stand there and bandage himself. The Priest came back into the room and tried to regroup the draconians and frogs but alas the frogs actually attacked him! He started casting spells and got Jason caught in a hold person. After all the other creatures were chucks of meat we all charged the priest. He took quite a large beating before casting a darkness and fleeing from the battle.
I looked quickly for Michaels corpse but the acid had taken it, Hope his god likes Michael soup. We searched for a bit for the priest, but once we came to more traps blocking our path we made the correct call and chose to head back to town with our lives. The goblin kept to his bargain and anything that was not on the list we got to keep, but their were some things that we had to give back.
Off to go to sleep, love you journal you’re my best friend in the world.
Bartholomue Hinkleman
