Post by Eric on Sept 28, 2009 13:53:58 GMT -5
Dear Journal,
Today we decided to go back into the cave after bringing Gilgamesh out to his sisters house to rest his broken leg. A guy in red studded leather walked up to us and told us he was sent by the lord to assist us. If he wore that outfit back at school, even I would have had someone to make fun of.
We headed to the cave, at least I’m not the slowest person in the group now that there are more people with platemail. As we entered the cave I of course as leader of this heroic band (they might not admit it but they know), reminded them of Jason’s Stupid god when he asked for pre-payment of healing services. Inside the first room was 10 skeletons and 4 large snakes. I called down the will of Osirus and told the skeletons to flee from me or I shall have to smite them. The sheer awe at the site of my great power was to much for the skeletons and they turned to flee. It was then that the snakes attacked, but not us, the skeletons! I had saved the whole group yet again! The battle ensued with my mighty flail destroying uncountable skeletons. Kirby did his fair share to. Ennui played a hearty fighting song that made me feel like I had my own personal bard like the knights of kings! I believe the only one hiding from battle was Jason, just standing their counting his money. In the end we were victorious! As I tended to the wounded Jason walked behind me like a whore (not as attractive though) asking if anyone wanted to molested by his god for a price.
As we regrouped and helped Bjarkmar get his claws out of the stone Draconian he had killed, we decided what direction we wanted to go. I reminded everyone that always take one way left or right turns is the best way, that way you can always find your way out. They just started rolling their eyes at me, just like Professor Lucas used to do. As we started down a cave tunnel I advised the group that we should be careful because in most stories there are traps and pits that we could fall in. Just as I was finishing and Kirby was rolling his eyes he hit a tripwire with his foot. A VERY large log came swinging down at Kirby and Olaf. Lucky for them, they must have been listening to me talk about traps and jumped out of the way. Unlucky for Michael the new guy because he stepped forward at the same time as Gilliam stepped back and took the full force of the log. By the time he got up we had just barely noticed that Kirby and Olaf had fallen in a pit trap and were skewered on spikes at the bottom.
We were in a panic, well they were all in a panic I had seen Kirby like this before. As I was asking around for some rope (always forget one thing) Bjarkmar decided to climb into the pit. As cats go, I have read about great feats of agility from felines. This was not one of them. Bjarkmar started climbing down but I guess he was still high from his drugs and fell the whole ten feet. As he fell he twisted his body to save himself and ended up dragging Olaf’s head farther down onto the spikes while still managing to impale himself. Kirby dripping in Valor, Honor, and Justice but lacking in Intelligence, wisdom, and brains got up and “helped”. He first lifted the cat Bjarkmar off the spikes causing massive damage, then with no thought of the critically bleeding Olaf, ripped Olaf’s body off of the spikes leaving behind parts of organs in the process. This was the first death I have ever seen and it was scary.
After a lengthy talk with Kirby, Jason and I (Yes we actually agreed on something) buried the body of Olaf under the tree that he used to do his strange magic. It took a lot of digging and many hours of preparation, but I believe he will be able to have a proper afterlife.
We re-entered the cave city and started hunting around for some payback. We searched many rooms and found many more of those pits in the ground. Then we found the goblin leaders room. It looked just like any goblin leaders room in the books I read, disgusting. Ennui noticed a golden rod set with rainbow colored gems in it, and before anyone could say anything she picked it up. All of a sudden she was changed. Her voice was the same and her attitude didn’t change, but she didn’t know any of us or HERSELF! We tried to explain where we were and who we and she is but none of it worked. I explained with my vast knowledge of healing that she had been concussed. We might not have seen her get hit on the head but that’s got to be it.
We left that room and entered a large room with a table, the bad part was that monsters were sitting at it eating! The MANY draconians and froggies attacked without any provocation. Four of them attacked me and after many rounds of heated battle, Alas I fell.
After I awoke I was VERY GLAD that Kirby had healed me and not that foul hearted Jason. I would have never paid him! We headed back to town with four froggies to question and to rest up.
Night Night Diary
P.S. I think I’m going to feel stronger in the morning, If only the girls could see me now!
Today we decided to go back into the cave after bringing Gilgamesh out to his sisters house to rest his broken leg. A guy in red studded leather walked up to us and told us he was sent by the lord to assist us. If he wore that outfit back at school, even I would have had someone to make fun of.
We headed to the cave, at least I’m not the slowest person in the group now that there are more people with platemail. As we entered the cave I of course as leader of this heroic band (they might not admit it but they know), reminded them of Jason’s Stupid god when he asked for pre-payment of healing services. Inside the first room was 10 skeletons and 4 large snakes. I called down the will of Osirus and told the skeletons to flee from me or I shall have to smite them. The sheer awe at the site of my great power was to much for the skeletons and they turned to flee. It was then that the snakes attacked, but not us, the skeletons! I had saved the whole group yet again! The battle ensued with my mighty flail destroying uncountable skeletons. Kirby did his fair share to. Ennui played a hearty fighting song that made me feel like I had my own personal bard like the knights of kings! I believe the only one hiding from battle was Jason, just standing their counting his money. In the end we were victorious! As I tended to the wounded Jason walked behind me like a whore (not as attractive though) asking if anyone wanted to molested by his god for a price.
As we regrouped and helped Bjarkmar get his claws out of the stone Draconian he had killed, we decided what direction we wanted to go. I reminded everyone that always take one way left or right turns is the best way, that way you can always find your way out. They just started rolling their eyes at me, just like Professor Lucas used to do. As we started down a cave tunnel I advised the group that we should be careful because in most stories there are traps and pits that we could fall in. Just as I was finishing and Kirby was rolling his eyes he hit a tripwire with his foot. A VERY large log came swinging down at Kirby and Olaf. Lucky for them, they must have been listening to me talk about traps and jumped out of the way. Unlucky for Michael the new guy because he stepped forward at the same time as Gilliam stepped back and took the full force of the log. By the time he got up we had just barely noticed that Kirby and Olaf had fallen in a pit trap and were skewered on spikes at the bottom.
We were in a panic, well they were all in a panic I had seen Kirby like this before. As I was asking around for some rope (always forget one thing) Bjarkmar decided to climb into the pit. As cats go, I have read about great feats of agility from felines. This was not one of them. Bjarkmar started climbing down but I guess he was still high from his drugs and fell the whole ten feet. As he fell he twisted his body to save himself and ended up dragging Olaf’s head farther down onto the spikes while still managing to impale himself. Kirby dripping in Valor, Honor, and Justice but lacking in Intelligence, wisdom, and brains got up and “helped”. He first lifted the cat Bjarkmar off the spikes causing massive damage, then with no thought of the critically bleeding Olaf, ripped Olaf’s body off of the spikes leaving behind parts of organs in the process. This was the first death I have ever seen and it was scary.
After a lengthy talk with Kirby, Jason and I (Yes we actually agreed on something) buried the body of Olaf under the tree that he used to do his strange magic. It took a lot of digging and many hours of preparation, but I believe he will be able to have a proper afterlife.
We re-entered the cave city and started hunting around for some payback. We searched many rooms and found many more of those pits in the ground. Then we found the goblin leaders room. It looked just like any goblin leaders room in the books I read, disgusting. Ennui noticed a golden rod set with rainbow colored gems in it, and before anyone could say anything she picked it up. All of a sudden she was changed. Her voice was the same and her attitude didn’t change, but she didn’t know any of us or HERSELF! We tried to explain where we were and who we and she is but none of it worked. I explained with my vast knowledge of healing that she had been concussed. We might not have seen her get hit on the head but that’s got to be it.
We left that room and entered a large room with a table, the bad part was that monsters were sitting at it eating! The MANY draconians and froggies attacked without any provocation. Four of them attacked me and after many rounds of heated battle, Alas I fell.
After I awoke I was VERY GLAD that Kirby had healed me and not that foul hearted Jason. I would have never paid him! We headed back to town with four froggies to question and to rest up.
Night Night Diary
P.S. I think I’m going to feel stronger in the morning, If only the girls could see me now!
