Post by David on Feb 6, 2014 19:25:31 GMT -5
The party (Maedhros, Artec, Katya, Remort, Borlon, and Gilean) decides to have Borlon cast speak with dead on the black dragon head they killed three years ago in order to find the location of its lair and hoard. After casting a combine multiple times with his various acolytes, the party asks the following questions:
1. From the place you died, in which direction would you have flown to go directly to where your hoard is stashed? In sight of the mountains, so I could gobble up any tidbits. And there are such yummy sharks in the water.
2. Is that toward the sunrise or sunset? That is toward the direction of the sunrise.
3. How long would it take you to fly there at maximum flying speed? About a quarter of the sun’s life. (3 hours?)
4. What kind of terrain is in the immediate area where your hoard is? Rocky, dark, and wet.
5. What distinguishing landmarks can be seen from the ground that mark the entrance to where your hoard is stashed? None
6. Is the entrance underwater? That’s one way to get in.
7. Give me all the details about each entrance into the area where your hoard is. The very long description it gives indicates that the lair is in a swampy area. The hoard is in an air pocket, but you have to pass underwater to get to it.
8. Used up with question #7
9. Used up with question #7
10. Used up with question #7
11. Starting from the area where you died, and following a direct flight path, how many swampy areas do you pass over before reaching your hoard? None.
12. What are the five largest landmarks can be seen from the place where you enter the water to get to your hoard? Razorback Mountains, the great northern ocean, the Thurgack Forest, Lake Orgong, and the Dorek Swamp.
13. Do you enter Lake Orgong in order to get to your hoard? Sometimes
14. Do you enter the Dorek Swamp to get to your hoard? I could.
15. Tell me your true name. Zergelmek the Destroyer
16. Are there any traps in the area around the entrance to your hoard? Yes
17. What are the traps in the area around the entrance to your hoard? Pit, deadfalls, collapsing walls, spiked pits, rockslide, quicksand.
18. Are there any traps along the path from the entrance to where the hoard is? Same
19. What are your five most prized magical items in your hoard. 1. Toothpicker, doesn’t ever tarnish. 2. Golden amulet with 13 black onyxes, tends to break off chain. 3. Pale orange jelly in jars, only one of three left. 4&5. Twin gems of nought, facets that sparkle.
20. Tell me the magical abilities of each of those five items. 1. It’s good at picking shit out of my teeth. 2. Gets me out of trouble with my husband. 3. Makes all the owies go bye-bye. 4&5. They make unhappen anything I don’t want to.
21. Does your husband frequent that hoard? Of course
22. Are there any offspring that frequent that hoard? Yes
23. How many living offspring do you have? A couple dozen
24. Do any of your current offspring live where the hoard is? No.
25. Do you know of any magical portals within the Dorek swamp? No
26. Do you know of any magical portals within your hunting area? Yes
27. How long would it take you to fly from your hoard to the closest magical portal, flying directly and at top speed? About a third of a day.
28. What is your husband’s true name? Schnookie Wookums of the Dildo Lance. I don’t fuckin’ know!
29. How big is your husband compared to you? Much smaller
30. Can your husband cast spells? Fuck, yeah!
1. From the place you died, in which direction would you have flown to go directly to where your hoard is stashed? In sight of the mountains, so I could gobble up any tidbits. And there are such yummy sharks in the water.
2. Is that toward the sunrise or sunset? That is toward the direction of the sunrise.
3. How long would it take you to fly there at maximum flying speed? About a quarter of the sun’s life. (3 hours?)
4. What kind of terrain is in the immediate area where your hoard is? Rocky, dark, and wet.
5. What distinguishing landmarks can be seen from the ground that mark the entrance to where your hoard is stashed? None
6. Is the entrance underwater? That’s one way to get in.
7. Give me all the details about each entrance into the area where your hoard is. The very long description it gives indicates that the lair is in a swampy area. The hoard is in an air pocket, but you have to pass underwater to get to it.
8. Used up with question #7
9. Used up with question #7
10. Used up with question #7
11. Starting from the area where you died, and following a direct flight path, how many swampy areas do you pass over before reaching your hoard? None.
12. What are the five largest landmarks can be seen from the place where you enter the water to get to your hoard? Razorback Mountains, the great northern ocean, the Thurgack Forest, Lake Orgong, and the Dorek Swamp.
13. Do you enter Lake Orgong in order to get to your hoard? Sometimes
14. Do you enter the Dorek Swamp to get to your hoard? I could.
15. Tell me your true name. Zergelmek the Destroyer
16. Are there any traps in the area around the entrance to your hoard? Yes
17. What are the traps in the area around the entrance to your hoard? Pit, deadfalls, collapsing walls, spiked pits, rockslide, quicksand.
18. Are there any traps along the path from the entrance to where the hoard is? Same
19. What are your five most prized magical items in your hoard. 1. Toothpicker, doesn’t ever tarnish. 2. Golden amulet with 13 black onyxes, tends to break off chain. 3. Pale orange jelly in jars, only one of three left. 4&5. Twin gems of nought, facets that sparkle.
20. Tell me the magical abilities of each of those five items. 1. It’s good at picking shit out of my teeth. 2. Gets me out of trouble with my husband. 3. Makes all the owies go bye-bye. 4&5. They make unhappen anything I don’t want to.
21. Does your husband frequent that hoard? Of course
22. Are there any offspring that frequent that hoard? Yes
23. How many living offspring do you have? A couple dozen
24. Do any of your current offspring live where the hoard is? No.
25. Do you know of any magical portals within the Dorek swamp? No
26. Do you know of any magical portals within your hunting area? Yes
27. How long would it take you to fly from your hoard to the closest magical portal, flying directly and at top speed? About a third of a day.
28. What is your husband’s true name? Schnookie Wookums of the Dildo Lance. I don’t fuckin’ know!
29. How big is your husband compared to you? Much smaller
30. Can your husband cast spells? Fuck, yeah!